Oy gevalt

Aug. 4th, 2005 10:28 am
jawnbc: (vinnie)
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[livejournal.com profile] querrelle, Mister baking maven, is making challah. But keeps calling it cha-la.

He’s so funny I’m gonna whet. Or plotz.

Enough already!

Date: 2005-08-04 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherqpc.livejournal.com
1. get a slug
2. startle it (this will make it secrete its stickier defence slime)
3. stick if down his throat.
4. repeat as necessary until he speaks proper yiddish.

*note - slug slime has anaesthetic properties that may make [livejournal.com profile] querelle unable to pronounce "challah" or gag on your cock as you face-fuck him

Date: 2005-08-04 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danbearnyc.livejournal.com
Only a couple of shiksa princess like you would be fressing challah in August.

Date: 2005-08-04 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devcubber.livejournal.com
sheesh all this kvetching is making me meshuggah.

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