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Dec. 5th, 2005 10:15 am
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I set [livejournal.com profile] scream4noreason's lone remaining hair on fire (-66 points). Last week I signed my organ donor draining card (28 points). Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] smileykiley's Depends (15 points). In July I helped [livejournal.com profile] callingzero achieve multiple orgasms (8 points). In June I put money in [livejournal.com profile] lisalemonjello's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
jawnbc

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