couldn't make this. swear.

[jawnbc]

Was waiting for my extra-large (quelle size queen) soy latte @ Second Cup. The barrista is steaming away when a colleague comes back from a break:

SteamyGurl: What did you get?
LunchyGurl: Veggie. It was great.
SG: Not the meat? I gotta have meat.
LG: Meat's OK
SG: (to me) Don't you just love meat? I just love meat!
Me: Meat's great!
SG: No I mean I can't get enough meat. If friends invite me for a BBQ I'm like 'gimme the meat of 3 guys', like I don't care as long as I get lots of meat!
Me: Kewl
SG: I really love meat

All said without guile.