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jawnbcYour instructions, should you should to accept them:
1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com.
2. Enter user nycareers password landmark
3. Click on Career Matchmaker on the upper left. And answer the fookin' questions
4. Post the top 10 results
5. Say something clever about them.
1. Probation / Parole Officer: Funnily I was interviewed for this job back in the 80s in NYC. I'm pretty sure they howled when I left the room, being...you know...kinda soft.
2.Social Worker: Considered until I discovered my choices were either a.) work for the gov't until I hate myself, or b.) work for an NGO for a pittance.
3.Professor: Yes please! *gets out kneepads*
4.Career Counselor: I got nuthin'
5.Addictions Counselor: Well I've done this on a voluntary basis, and it was both rewarding and gut wrenching.
6.Clergy: I'm at least one deity short...
7.Sport Psychology Consultant: hahahahahahahahahah
8.Foreign Language Instructor: moi-même, je ne connais pas bien que français...mais plus meilleur que mes profs à l'ecole secondaire...
9.ESL Teacher: Been there, done that, great stuff, shitty job security (contract after contract after contract). And one "ski visa" student too many.
10. Humanitarian Aid Worker: Would love to, but am past my Best Before date
And that's why I became a supermodel. The end.
1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com.
2. Enter user nycareers password landmark
3. Click on Career Matchmaker on the upper left. And answer the fookin' questions
4. Post the top 10 results
5. Say something clever about them.
1. Probation / Parole Officer: Funnily I was interviewed for this job back in the 80s in NYC. I'm pretty sure they howled when I left the room, being...you know...kinda soft.
2.Social Worker: Considered until I discovered my choices were either a.) work for the gov't until I hate myself, or b.) work for an NGO for a pittance.
3.Professor: Yes please! *gets out kneepads*
4.Career Counselor: I got nuthin'
5.Addictions Counselor: Well I've done this on a voluntary basis, and it was both rewarding and gut wrenching.
6.Clergy: I'm at least one deity short...
7.Sport Psychology Consultant: hahahahahahahahahah
8.Foreign Language Instructor: moi-même, je ne connais pas bien que français...mais plus meilleur que mes profs à l'ecole secondaire...
9.ESL Teacher: Been there, done that, great stuff, shitty job security (contract after contract after contract). And one "ski visa" student too many.
10. Humanitarian Aid Worker: Would love to, but am past my Best Before date
And that's why I became a supermodel. The end.
