ladies and gentlemen, my sister is a whore (fbook hilarity ensues)

[jawnbc]

If you've not seen this elsewhere....


OK, so you're a high school guy whose sister rats out on you to the 'rents about beer hidden in your room. How do you get even? Scour sis's bedroom until you find something revenge-worthy.  Like this, which is probably easier to download and open/zoom in a graphics-friendly program:


Shame on her for ratting. Shame shame on him for snooping. Shame shame shame on her for keeping a list like this in a place that's discoverable.

And congratulations Katie--so long as you're using condoms and not letting them come inside you, ever.

Comments

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha
They never learned the hard and fast rule of being siblings. You don't fuck each other over.
He should have offered to split the beer. Tsk.

[beverly-sutphin.livejournal.com]

I wanna know if Brian cut his hair, yet.

[jawnbc]

It isn't every day that something makes me think "mebbe we weren't as insane after all." But, in fact, we were.

[jawnbc]

Pervert

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

*snorts*
Okay so one time my brother Mike who was like... 9 was looking under his brother's bed for an action figure. Mike liked to hide his starwars toys everywhere and Mike found a playboy. Everyone is sitting in the living room hanging out and Mike comes out yelling, "OMGWHATISTHISTOM????HRM?????" He is OUTRAGED. My Mom is there. Tom nearly faints. He goes, "um..yeah I was holding that for a friend." Tom puts it in the trash. Mike is just so put out like the Church lady or something.
Tom later sneaks out in the middle of the night to the trash and gets the magazine back.
My sister and I laugh and laugh and laugh.

Don't even get me started on the time Mike locked Tom outside naked in the middle of the day.

[mikeybill.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha

it's funny cause it's not me

[jamaisneutral.livejournal.com]

Damn! I might just stop at one kid...

[saintcahier.livejournal.com]

Anyone who had siblings knows from where the Mutual Assured Destruction doctrine came.

[tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com]

Oh, this makes my brother and me when we were kids look like innocent angels.

These two scare me, no kidding (if we assume that this is for real).

[gav-and-rog.livejournal.com]

classic. Love it and love your response... It's a wonder more siblings at that age don't come up with a peace treaty ...

[stoplabelingme.livejournal.com]

That was the best sibling retaliation ever.