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jawnbc ([personal profile] jawnbc) wrote2003-11-06 04:16 pm

maudit Christ estie tabarnouche

Jet Lag. Fook I hate it. Hate it, hate it, hate it. Fook.

I hate it.

Going Westward trans-Pacific I've found the magic equation for me: after dinner (liberally hydrated), I pop two zoplicone/rhovane sleeping pills, drain the bladder, plug ears, recline seat, binky up to chin, strap down and c'est ça. The last 2 times I did this I slept 9-11 hours, solidly. And this time on arrival in Oz I didn't have any jetlag at all. None.So I did the same travelling Eastward. Also slept 11 hours. But the arrival times (depart SYD 11pm, arrive SFO the equivalent of 11am but ti's really 4pm) meant back to bed after 6 hours. The first new nights I took more tablets, but last night decided to forgo.

Today I've decided to be all about me. Beef bangers for lunch, a visit to my local music store (new Sarah McLachlan, drool, and old Frida Boccara, sigh, plus Finding Nemo DVD). Am gonna do some marking for tomorrow's class, but otherwise take it easy.

Anyone wanna give me a full body massage? No special, just the rub.

[identity profile] art-thirst.livejournal.com 2003-11-06 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You know I have good hands... wait for the proof. You're in good hands here babydoll!

[identity profile] art-thirst.livejournal.com 2003-11-07 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have callouses. I never had a single callous even when I worked construction. I do have about a thousand pairs of worn out gloves though. I've used them in one of my installation projects so, I still have them. :-)

[identity profile] barak.livejournal.com 2003-11-06 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*uploads a full body massage into Jawn*

[identity profile] zhenzhi.livejournal.com 2003-11-06 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
is that invitation open to females as well?
*runs away giggling*

[identity profile] zhenzhi.livejournal.com 2003-11-06 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
i once worked in a *special* massage parlour. of course i was the "receptionist". as were all the girls who worked there (especially when boyfriends rang up to talk to us) hee hee hee hee.

[identity profile] dacubsf.livejournal.com 2003-11-06 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Grrrrrrr Yeah Baby. Do I get to plant my own flag?

[identity profile] mommybabou.livejournal.com 2003-11-07 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Let me know how the new Sarah is. I need to check out the new Celine too and I wonder if Lara Fabian has anything new out or coming soon...

Je te ferais bien un massage, mon coco,
mais avec mes grandes griffes, je te ferais bobo!

Okay, some help for the language deprived...

[identity profile] singerbear.livejournal.com 2003-11-08 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
I tried putting "maudit Christ estie tabarnouche" in babelfish and translating from french to english and got "maudit Christ estie tabarnouche" as a translation. Any help here?