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[jawnbc]

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To play I Never. Put an (X) in front og the things that you have never done before and a (_) on the thinkg you have down at least once. Add an “I NEVER” of your own.


(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN DRUNK I was drunk from 1979-1990
(_) I’VE NEVER SMOKED POT Boooonnnnnnnggggg! Where’s the chips and dip? How 80s (for me)
(_) I’VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I’VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I’VE NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND’S CAR But I did crash my ‘rents cars a total of 7 times in 18 months
(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I’VE NEVER RIDDEN IN A TAXI
(_) I’VE NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I’VE NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I’VE NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN DUMPED
(_) I’VE NEVER SHOPLIFTED I stole paint to do grafitti--but took a tube of oil pant. What a loser
(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN FIRED But I filed suit, and won in settlement. And it pushed to go back to grad skool
(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT OK, I slapped, but I got punched. But most often I ran, I ran so far away
(_) I’VE NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I’VE NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT’S HOUSE Only later I found out Ma was too drunk to notice
(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY) As opposed to childhood discipline? As a cross-cultural experience?
(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I’VE NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) IVE NEVER PISSED ON ANYONE ELSE
(_) I’VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I’VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX Everything but fucking, since I needed to get out of Dodge and unwanted pregnancies were rife (and condoms were not)
(?) I’VE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED I refer you to my solicitor for this question
(_) I’VE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I’VE NEVER STOLEN ANYTHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I’VE NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE Dad (NYPD) wouldn’t hear of it. And I think he was right
(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I’VE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I’VE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER I still wank about some of ‘em on the odd occasion. Like Coach C. with his wrestling togs hangin’ off his hips, his thick fu manchu moustache glistenin’ with sweat, treasure trail of auburn hair on his moist belly, walkin’ towards me in the hallway . . . (when he came to my til at McDo, I gave him (and his wife and 3 kids) dinner for free. Lame.
(_) I’VE NEVER CELEBRATED GAY MARDI-GRAS IN SYDNEY
(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I’VE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I’VE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER That was fun. He was insane. But sweet. And passionate. He died last year; they named a park after him in Montréal. Oh Buckie... :(
(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE Small hands, which I often hide in leather bars--back off!
(_) I’VE NEVER THROWN UP IN A BAR In, on, over, across, under, next to, whilst standing on top of
(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN TO A HOCKEY GAME
(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN PAID FOR SEX
(X) I’VE NEVER PAID FOR SEX
(_) I’VE NEVER BEEN TO A BATH HOUSE But 2 of my favourites in Vancouver burnt to the ground, possibly from my sparks
(X) I’VE NEVER BEEN ON A HUNTING TRIP
(_) I’VE NEVER PERFORMED AN UNASSISTED BACKFLIP
(X) I’VE NEVER HAD SEX IN A CHURCH

Comments

[art-thirst.livejournal.com]

I was sure I would find some surprises... you're full of 'em. *wink*

[beverly-sutphin.livejournal.com]

we've got similar responses except, for me...

you can add:
(X) I never have been to a bath house (not for lack of wanting to *heh*)
(X) I never [have] been to europe
(X) I never have been to a pro football game
(X) I never [have] been to japan

and you can remove:
(_) I never have been paid for sex

[jawnbc]

heh

I shoulda substituted hockey for football.

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to meeeeeee.

[carharttmo.livejournal.com]

I liked your comments on the ones you have done!