I need to get some things off my chest

[jawnbc]

1. Jai on Queer Eye is the new Ross Geller. He is there because....why?
2. Tell your politicians to stop nattering on about terrorist chatter. Focus on genuine security at ports of entry (and exit), get a better handle on who/what comes into your country, and less time making the average schlomo nervous for no good reason
3. Slovenian pop music is entirely OK. Some of it’s pretty darned good. Platin should’ve done better @ Eurovision--but the guy looks like an insane, drug-addled used car salesman. Bad. She, however, looks like that dog breed that looks like Morgan Fairchild. You know the one. But she’s a good singer, as is he.
4. I need a Fluffernutter. Oh gawd do I need a Fluffernutter
5. If “it’s my journal and it’s for me” then why publish it, why allow comments, only to get all wounded and shit because someone dared to question--or challenge--your opinion? Don’t masturbate in public if you don’t want people to laugh at you. [nfotxn, however, shows how to take it as well as give it. U go gurl]
6. I reallly would appreciate a full body massage or a facial or body scrub. Or all 3.
7. Today working @ home means working. Not wanking, not cruising online, not sleeping until 11h00. Working. Câlisssse.....

C’est tout muthafuckas. Have a grand day!

Comments

[art-thirst.livejournal.com]

Full body massage... if only I could. *wink*

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

#4. Raise paw to volunteer.
#6. Oils.. check. Clinique... check. Loofas and bath salts... check. Now how do I get to Oz?

I recall days working @ home. They usually left me pining to be at the office were it was more relaxing.

PS: What is the ring design?

[unclemike.livejournal.com]

1. Because somebody needs to tell you which CDs to listen to.

4. Me too.

6. Me too.

*snap* *snap*

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Shit, I've been masturbating in public again?

(thanks from the compliment!)

[danbearnyc.livejournal.com]

1. If nothing else Jai is *cute* in a huggable pick up the bunnykins in your arms and twirl him around madly while crooning something vaguely Carole King. Try doing that with a bear and see how many bars you manage.

[jawnbc]

"It's too late baby, now...."

*thud(

[jawnbc]

top secret dude . . .

[jawnbc]

1. I don't think so.
4.
6.

:)

Truss No One

[danbearnyc.livejournal.com]

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

>>“it’s my journal and it’s for me”

Amen. Can I just say how much that perspective annoys me?!

[jawnbc]

methinks it's a bit cultural. Which doesn't make it any more pleasant. Meh, nevermind.

[danthered.livejournal.com]

I find Queer Eye for the Straight Guy completely offensive in concept and implementation.

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

Do you mean "cultural" as in a sort of American I-can-do-whatever-I-want renegade bravado?

[jawnbc]

Shhh....we're not allowed to America bash anymore. But is it renegade or onanist?

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

It sometimes feels impossible not to bash America, especially when you hear about this new ketchup business... that has got to be the most pathetic thing ever!

Of course that crap doesn't represent all Americans, not by a long shot, thank goodness...