jawnbc | I need to get some things off my chest

1. Jai on Queer Eye is the new Ross Geller. He is there because....why?
2. Tell your politicians to stop nattering on about terrorist chatter. Focus on genuine security at ports of entry (and exit), get a better handle on who/what comes into your country, and less time making the average schlomo nervous for no good reason
3. Slovenian pop music is entirely OK. Some of it’s pretty darned good. Platin should’ve done better @ Eurovision--but the guy looks like an insane, drug-addled used car salesman. Bad. She, however, looks like that dog breed that looks like Morgan Fairchild. You know the one. But she’s a good singer, as is he.
4. I need a Fluffernutter. Oh gawd do I need a Fluffernutter
5. If “it’s my journal and it’s for me” then why publish it, why allow comments, only to get all wounded and shit because someone dared to question--or challenge--your opinion? Don’t masturbate in public if you don’t want people to laugh at you. [

nfotxn, however, shows how to take it as well as give it. U go gurl]
6. I reallly would appreciate a full body massage or a facial or body scrub. Or all 3.
7. Today working @ home means working. Not wanking, not cruising online, not sleeping until 11h00. Working. Câlisssse.....

C’est tout muthafuckas. Have a grand day!