As I did last year, I’ve handicapped this year’s ESC semi-final. Being a wanker sociologist, I’ve used an Excel spread sheet, some wholly subjective assessments, and a gander at previous years’ contests. Five criteria were used:
- Performance (as in the singer’s ability to sing well and compellingly live) 0-3 points
- Region (and if there’s a likelihood of “neighbourly support” during the televote) 0-4 points, depending on # of neighbours voting
- Song type (one point each for dance, uptempo, ethnic, unique) 0-4 points
- Order (very late, or kinda early, but not before or after the breaks) 0-2 points
- Ethnic (not the same as region: applies if the country has large ex-pat communities that will vote in blocks) 0-2
Here’s a capture of the spread sheet: feel free to question anything in the comments and I”ll explain:

So, for example, an OK song Croatia gets a good shot at the final because of its geographics and lucking out with a late (20 of 25) slot. And a really great song and performer like Netherlands, with a crappy draw and being a power ballad, doesn’t seem to have a great chance.
Should easily Qualify: Macedonia, Switzerland, Denmark, Romania, Iceland, Croatia
Could squeak through: Belarus, Norway, Hungary, Poland, Israel, Ireland (though I think Poland and Ireland are very weak and will drop)
Wild cards: Netherlands, maybe Portugal or Belgium because they’re really, really great singers with OK songs (bad news for Norway and Belarus)
And FYI I was 8 for 10 last year :)
- Performance (as in the singer’s ability to sing well and compellingly live) 0-3 points
- Region (and if there’s a likelihood of “neighbourly support” during the televote) 0-4 points, depending on # of neighbours voting
- Song type (one point each for dance, uptempo, ethnic, unique) 0-4 points
- Order (very late, or kinda early, but not before or after the breaks) 0-2 points
- Ethnic (not the same as region: applies if the country has large ex-pat communities that will vote in blocks) 0-2
Here’s a capture of the spread sheet: feel free to question anything in the comments and I”ll explain:

So, for example, an OK song Croatia gets a good shot at the final because of its geographics and lucking out with a late (20 of 25) slot. And a really great song and performer like Netherlands, with a crappy draw and being a power ballad, doesn’t seem to have a great chance.
Should easily Qualify: Macedonia, Switzerland, Denmark, Romania, Iceland, Croatia
Could squeak through: Belarus, Norway, Hungary, Poland, Israel, Ireland (though I think Poland and Ireland are very weak and will drop)
Wild cards: Netherlands, maybe Portugal or Belgium because they’re really, really great singers with OK songs (bad news for Norway and Belarus)
And FYI I was 8 for 10 last year :)