Dat guy wanted me to kiss his bague

[jawnbc]

I've had a super-productive morning, so it's time enculer le chien.
[good luck with your online translators with that one...]

Incredibly fascinating things about jawnbc. Really.

1. I am the 4th of 4 kids, born in 3.75 years, to a woman with only 1 ovary (only six ovulations a year).
2. I was a great student until aged 11, then an increasingly mediocre one. Even in university and grad skool...until I started my PhD
3. I didn't really speak or understand French until I was 34 years old (and I'm losing it now; faut retourner au Canada)
4. I've been circumcized twice; this was not planned
5. My brother shot me. In the head. When I was 4 and he was 7
6. I didn't have a non-relative friend until I was 27
7. There are entire periods of my 20s for which I cannot account
8. With the exception of Iceland I've been to every single place on earth I've ever dreamed of
9. I will not go to zoos, or even many "animal rescues"; I don't think a kid in Brooklyn has any right to expect to see a lion up close. Ditto aquariums
10. I eat about 1kg of raw carrots a week; I used to eat a similar amount of raw potatoes, but got tired of washing and peeling the damned things
11. Of the 3 major gay metropolises of the world, only Amsterdam's ever turned my crank. I have friends in SF and met the love of my life in Sydney, but neither is a good fit for me
12. I helped change Canadian immigraton to allow same-sex partner sponsorship in the early 90s. Good thing too!
13. Generally I find bear runs rather high schoolish with their A-bear and "who's cool" silliness.
14. I did pron, but for myself (and by myself, for the record)
15. I can accept all sorts of people, but 3 things are fatal flaws: nastiness, inconsideration (sustained), and one-sidedness
16. I have one regret in life (relatively minor): not going to the Ivy League school to which I was accepted
17. I didn't eat a mushroom until I was 17 and my high school girlfriend's parents ordered mushroom pizza. I resented Ma for that for years
18. My 3rd day on the job @ McDo I deep fried my right hand, trying to skim a dead fly out of the apple pie fryer. I'd like to apologize to anyone who ate a pie that day...
19. When I was backpacking in Europe (aged 22) I almost single-handedly beat 5 Australian guys in a beer chugging contest. They were so impressed they bought me shots of ouzo. Apparently I was trying to explain to my mates how to make egg salad en français (see #3)
20. The first time the Catholic sacraments of confession and communion were presented to me I thought "people don't really believe this crap, do they?" I was 8

Comments

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

i saw your dick before i met you, mister Butch Bear.

why all the carrots?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

What a well-rounded young man.

Yer poor Ma.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

la cul de ma tante est sur le table

[smiley-kiley.livejournal.com]

Okay. I am terribly curious...

What about SF makes you think it wouldn't be a good fit for you?

Um, and what's this about porn?

And funny... i too thought the same thing about Confession, Communion -- basically the entire Catholic faith when I was 8. I sat through years and years of religion classes thinking, "who fucking cares?!"

[mathan.livejournal.com]

Rock on! I'm the 4th of 4 too! ;)

[enhydrasf.livejournal.com]

Me too...they call me afterthought.LOL

[greekcub.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh...Ouzo :-)

Um, BTW there are way too many questions churned up by your post :-)

[jawnbc]

Haven't touched it since (so much bile over so many hours on the ferry back to Brindisi).

And provocative might've been my point . . .

:D

[squalidbear.livejournal.com]

Thank you!
I thought it was just me.

[jawnbc]

We're just Oirish. Keep pumping 'em out til they stop coming, you bust your pipes, or you buy the farm. For Ma it was #2.

[jawnbc]

SF is too intense, too full on, and for all the great sex culture there's a lot of really fucked stuff too--ditto Sydney. Vancouver or Seattle is more my pace: enough sexy men, but small enough that people have to be kinda of nice to one another. Small pond, no big fish.

I don't expect SF is like that for everyone btw.

Three cheers for clever Catlick boys!

[jawnbc]

Maudit Christ, faut nettoyer ton table-là! Est-ce qu ta plotte y est aussi?

[jawnbc]

Well-rounded, pathological, same diff. Yeah, poor Ma; effectively preggers for 4 years.

[jawnbc]

Dr. Butch Bear. Please.

My Nana always ate lots of raw veggies and I spent a lot of time at her knee. Still prefer raw ones over most cooked forms. Carrots are tasty, have texture, and satisfy the mastication urge.

And what's a week without a few good heavy mastication episodes?

[jawnbc]

What was just you?

[jawnbc]

Oh porn, right. Butchbear, Pat Gibbons, December 2000 or 2001. Apparently I'm even in a DVD of theirs: I'm the one with the dancing a__hole...

[squalidbear.livejournal.com]

I thought it was just me that sat through all that religion crap thinking "who the fuck cares?" and "you expect me to believe this?".
Apparently not though - woo-hoo!

[enhydrasf.livejournal.com]

I really wasn't an afterthought, though I was the last of 4. My 2 sisters are 13 and 15 years older, and my brother is 1 year 11months older. She had a hysterectomy after me.

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

what, the dog??

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

I went to Catholic school for two years (2nd and 3rd grade). But my parents were socialist atheists who wanted us to have a good education in spite of the shitty, shitty neighborhood we lived in. I could NOT BELIEVE that anyone believed that crap! Are people fucking retarded? I was six, for (nonexistant) god's sake.

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

ouzo + vodka = uzi

[jawnbc]

Awl the hawt Oirish Catlick kids are skeptical. Or tortured souls. Or both.

How come you spend so much times with gurls?

[jawnbc]

No fair! You weren't raised in The Faith, and surrounded by those who Professed The Faith, so you were advantaged!

We bravely rejected the bosom of our culture. You, you were a...a...a....special guest star.

[jawnbc]

Enculer, literally "to put into the anus". So, sodomize the dog.

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

It's true! I was told that you types were flat-out nuts. My mother said that while religion was for suckers, among Protestants there were two types, the relatively equinanimous and rolling-around-on-the-floor-kissing-rattlesnakes types. She said Catholics were, sadly, more like the latter.