Dat guy wanted me to kiss his bague

[jawnbc]

I've had a super-productive morning, so it's time enculer le chien.
[good luck with your online translators with that one...]

Incredibly fascinating things about jawnbc. Really.

1. I am the 4th of 4 kids, born in 3.75 years, to a woman with only 1 ovary (only six ovulations a year).
2. I was a great student until aged 11, then an increasingly mediocre one. Even in university and grad skool...until I started my PhD
3. I didn't really speak or understand French until I was 34 years old (and I'm losing it now; faut retourner au Canada)
4. I've been circumcized twice; this was not planned
5. My brother shot me. In the head. When I was 4 and he was 7
6. I didn't have a non-relative friend until I was 27
7. There are entire periods of my 20s for which I cannot account
8. With the exception of Iceland I've been to every single place on earth I've ever dreamed of
9. I will not go to zoos, or even many "animal rescues"; I don't think a kid in Brooklyn has any right to expect to see a lion up close. Ditto aquariums
10. I eat about 1kg of raw carrots a week; I used to eat a similar amount of raw potatoes, but got tired of washing and peeling the damned things
11. Of the 3 major gay metropolises of the world, only Amsterdam's ever turned my crank. I have friends in SF and met the love of my life in Sydney, but neither is a good fit for me
12. I helped change Canadian immigraton to allow same-sex partner sponsorship in the early 90s. Good thing too!
13. Generally I find bear runs rather high schoolish with their A-bear and "who's cool" silliness.
14. I did pron, but for myself (and by myself, for the record)
15. I can accept all sorts of people, but 3 things are fatal flaws: nastiness, inconsideration (sustained), and one-sidedness
16. I have one regret in life (relatively minor): not going to the Ivy League school to which I was accepted
17. I didn't eat a mushroom until I was 17 and my high school girlfriend's parents ordered mushroom pizza. I resented Ma for that for years
18. My 3rd day on the job @ McDo I deep fried my right hand, trying to skim a dead fly out of the apple pie fryer. I'd like to apologize to anyone who ate a pie that day...
19. When I was backpacking in Europe (aged 22) I almost single-handedly beat 5 Australian guys in a beer chugging contest. They were so impressed they bought me shots of ouzo. Apparently I was trying to explain to my mates how to make egg salad en français (see #3)
20. The first time the Catholic sacraments of confession and communion were presented to me I thought "people don't really believe this crap, do they?" I was 8

Comments

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

i saw your dick before i met you, mister Butch Bear.

why all the carrots?

[jawnbc]

Dr. Butch Bear. Please.

My Nana always ate lots of raw veggies and I spent a lot of time at her knee. Still prefer raw ones over most cooked forms. Carrots are tasty, have texture, and satisfy the mastication urge.

And what's a week without a few good heavy mastication episodes?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

What a well-rounded young man.

Yer poor Ma.

[jawnbc]

Well-rounded, pathological, same diff. Yeah, poor Ma; effectively preggers for 4 years.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

la cul de ma tante est sur le table

[jawnbc]

Maudit Christ, faut nettoyer ton table-là! Est-ce qu ta plotte y est aussi?

[smiley-kiley.livejournal.com]

Okay. I am terribly curious...

What about SF makes you think it wouldn't be a good fit for you?

Um, and what's this about porn?

And funny... i too thought the same thing about Confession, Communion -- basically the entire Catholic faith when I was 8. I sat through years and years of religion classes thinking, "who fucking cares?!"

[squalidbear.livejournal.com]

Thank you!
I thought it was just me.

[jawnbc]

SF is too intense, too full on, and for all the great sex culture there's a lot of really fucked stuff too--ditto Sydney. Vancouver or Seattle is more my pace: enough sexy men, but small enough that people have to be kinda of nice to one another. Small pond, no big fish.

I don't expect SF is like that for everyone btw.

Three cheers for clever Catlick boys!

[jawnbc]

Oh porn, right. Butchbear, Pat Gibbons, December 2000 or 2001. Apparently I'm even in a DVD of theirs: I'm the one with the dancing a__hole...

[mathan.livejournal.com]

Rock on! I'm the 4th of 4 too! ;)

[enhydrasf.livejournal.com]

Me too...they call me afterthought.LOL

[jawnbc]

Yay! The best for last!

[greekcub.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh...Ouzo :-)

Um, BTW there are way too many questions churned up by your post :-)

[jawnbc]

Haven't touched it since (so much bile over so many hours on the ferry back to Brindisi).

And provocative might've been my point . . .

:D

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

ouzo + vodka = uzi

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

what, the dog??

[jawnbc]

Enculer, literally "to put into the anus". So, sodomize the dog.

[zurcherart.livejournal.com]

Is it summer repeat season already? I'm pretty sure I've seen your troll a couple of times now. Hogs and quiches. Love ya lots. Mean it.

(PS We have to compare notes to see if we actually ran in the the same Vancouver crowd -me as special guest star in select episodes-, because my Vancouver buds and Buddettes helped to change Canadian immigration in the 90s ...)

[jawnbc]

Amy Grant is nasal and tone deaf.

[You left me know other choice]

[timbear.livejournal.com]

I'm the fourth and last child too. I went to a Catholic school but the hypocracy of the nuns that taught me beat the religion out of me. I was a good student until my early teens and then went bad. Oh, this is WAY too spooky.

Ah, I haven't been shot in the head though!

[jawnbc]

And we're both gay too! OMG!

But my life is great, and I suspect yours is too, so woo hoo!

[davomatic.livejournal.com]

I was 4th of 4 too. And I <3 raw carrots. Zoos and pet stores depress the hell out of me, I secretly plan all the animal's escape in my head.

[jawnbc]

Well we're equally faboo, non?

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

Your being the youngest of four kids fits, somehow, Dr. Butch Bear. You've got that youngest-kid sass. :)

[carharttmo.livejournal.com]

Thanks (as always) for sharing so much with us. Looks like a full rounded life...thus far! Porn huhhh...

4:30 am

[f8n-begorra.livejournal.com]

"I wonder why he was circumcized twice?"
"He needed a purse to match!"

[guysterrules.livejournal.com]

Ah, the youngest of the family does porn. Isn't that always the way?

Amsterdam is amazing. It just doesn't take itself as seriously as San Francisco.

Zoos are an awful, tragic necessity. I hate them, but understand their purpose beyond entertaining us fools.

[paulonleave]

Intrigued by your use of the delightful expression "enculer le chien", I have conducted a bit of research lately: I have asked two Australians, three Americans and one man from Wales if they are familiar with the expression "fucking the dog." None were. (Admittedly, all of them were in Paris, so they may not be a random sample.) I tend to think that this is a distinctively Canadian idiom. Is that so? Did you know it before you came to Canada?