Bonne fête!

He's clever, he's hawt, he's infamous for his illustrated reponses in your LJ.

How about a big honking happy birfday to danbearnyc???!!!!!!!!!

May you live a hunnerd years, may you kiss a hunnerd kweers!

procrastination; blame mathan

What scar are you most proud of?
the one from my second circumcision, done by self @ age 4. Pretty sure I got another inch out of it

What's your favorite condiment?
poutine régulier mayonnaise

Do you have freckles?
Nyet. My sister and I got the black Oirish thing (dark skin, fair eyes). Mike and Tom look like Mr. Potatohead: auburn hair, blue eyes, covered in freckles and basal cell carcinomae

What's your preferred method of cooking?
Grilling/searing.

What shoes are you wearing?
black penny loafers

Who was the first person you ever French kissed?
Ellen Ganz, an older women. She married a firefighter!

What's your preferred breed of dog?
Jack Russell. Like me they forget they ain't big

Where were you were born?
Jewish Memorial Hospital, Manhattan NYC NY USA. Enough awready!

What color underwear are you wearing?
Tightie whities dude.

Where are your keys are right now?
Pocket. I will not leave the house without keys and ID (son of a cop and nurse)

What's your opinion of airline food?
I expect carbs and veggies; if the meat's edible it's a bonus (I used to get veggie meals, but that takes you off the upgrade lists)

What cosmetic surgery you would consider?
Liposuction. I've had love handles since I was 11. Only hepatitis ever reduced them

When did you last get laid?
Yesterday morning. He was the airplane, I was the hangar

Where's the most interesting place you've had sex?
pretty much everywhere but at work. Or on an airplane. We'll get back to you on the second one.

What's been your worst ever injury or illness?
2 broken arms (simultaneously), hep a, 2 turned eyes requiring surgery

Can you can sing well?
I used to sing really well. I'm shocked at how much I've lost in the last 5 years

What would your Olympic event would be?
Curling. Hurry! Hard! Whoa! Yes! Yes! Whoa! Hard! Haaaaaard!

Name someone you admire.
Me

Which country would be hardest for you to locate on a map?
DNA, I'm kinda savant-like with this sort of thing

Which part of the Sunday paper do you read first?
I don't read the Sunday paper.

What languages do you speak?
English, French, a smattering of gaelige

In what religion you were raised?
Holy Mary, Mother of Gawd, pray for us sinners, now and in the hour of our death.

Can you can draw well?
Can't even draw a straight line with a ruler

What's your favorite photograph?
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lfkbear made me do it

1. Tell me something obvious about you. I’m opinionated

2. Tell me something about you that many don’t know. You can’t judge the importance of things I say by the tone--or even volume--when I speak. I can sound equally passionate about social justice and salad dressing.

3. What is your biggest fear? Death. Not the event, both what is on the other side (???) and what’s left behind on this one (all of this). I’ve already done broke, homeless, unemployable, institutionalized, friendless bla bla bla. Those things don’t scare me.

4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut? Neither. Gotta take risks, can’t be foolhardy. Heart and mind, I encourage the dreams, as well as the planning. I used to be a class 1 under-achiever; now I probably bite off a wee more than I can chew.

5. Name one thing you want that you can’t buy with money. Dignity. From it all things come. Can’t buy it, but it can be learned. I’ve got some, thanks.

6. What is your most treasured possession? See #5. Otherwise my Canadian citizenship

7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often? I bark, as in speak snarkily. I can’t hear it, so when I find out about it, the damage is already done.

8. Tell me something sexually about you that I don’t know. I still fancy women, and would shag some if it weren’t so complicated just to find a female shag.

9. Tell me something sexually about you that everyone knows. I’m hawt!

10. What is your favorite lie to tell? I don’t enjoy lies, giving or receiving.

11. Name something you’ve done once that you can’t wait to do again. Take a holiday with querrelle. We did 5 days in Airlie Beach with our Canuck pals last winter. This trip is more trip than holiday--but I’m looking forward to it!

12. Are you the jealous type? Nope. Strangely my lack of jealousy has been an issue with some boyfriends . . .

13. What is the one person, place or thing you can’t say no to? I can say no whenever it’s necessary. No matter to whom.

14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you? I had broken both arms in a scooter accident, but managed to drive myself to emergency. A couple of days later, my boss asked me where I left my bike. When I told him, he and his son picked it up in their van, drove to my home, and parked it in my garage.

15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be? Go to the aiport, but a first class round-the-world ticket to: India, Paris, Amsterdam, Ireland, NY, Montréal, Québec City, Vancouver, San Francisco, the Cook Islands, and New Zealand. For 2.

16. When was the last time you cried? A couple of days ago. I’m easily moved. Don’t remember what about though . . .

17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered? Today. I feel like that nearly every day.

18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on? Of course. I don’t get off on it, but if it will be more comfortable, yeah.

19. Name something embarassing you did while being drunk? That’s a whole bloody journal....got physically tossed out of a bar in Ft Lauderdale during Spring Break in ‘86, into a gravel driveway face first. I then staggered around another 6 or 7 hours, coming home at dawn with a sliced open face. Friends had to pull the gravel out, but I didn’t even remember it--or feel it.