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[jawnbc]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In October I set scream4noreason's lone remaining hair on fire (-66 points). Last week I signed my organ donor draining card (28 points). Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed smileykiley's Depends (15 points). In July I helped callingzero achieve multiple orgasms (8 points). In June I put money in lisalemonjello's expired parking meter (14 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, jawnbc

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[champdaddy.livejournal.com]

come on, you can do better than -1... that's hardly a love-tap.