Dear election fairie

[jawnbc]

All I want for Xmas is this election cycle is another minority government, meagre enought for the Conservatives to be (possibly) circumspect, with enough New Democrats to hold the balance power instead of those fuckwit separatist scumbags asswipes shitstains.

Oh, and the Liberals as Betty's Loyal Opposition. Let Paul Martin Junior unpinch his "I hadda make same-sex marriage legal! I hadda!" nose and go back to the private sector, where mediocre leadership isn't nearly as damaging.