That's Dr. beached whale to you, fucker

[jawnbc]

In the spirit of intellectual inquiry, the quest for knowledge, and the betterment of man humanity, I adjourn to my reading. By the pool.

Jealous? Go to school for a gazillion years, accrue a shiteload of student loan debt, and find yourself underemployed too.

And Mary (Black) is coming with me. For which I'm grateful.

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[garpu.livejournal.com]

There's a shower in the women's bathroom, and as hot as it is, I don't think anyone would care (or notice) if I do the streak through my department.

Today's koan: If a streak isn't noticed, is it still a streak?

[jawnbc]

not if no one hears it.

[squalidbear.livejournal.com]

I've called Greenpeace and told them to call off the rescue effort...

[querrelle.livejournal.com]

I don't know, it's so warm here he might actually appreciate bus-loads of well-meaning volunteers tipping buckets of water over him...

[jawnbc]

they never bring cheeseburgers anyway. Whales hate tofu.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I have a bath tub. But at least the bathtub is in a good neighborhood. *snort*

[jawnbc]

splish splash!