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[jawnbc]

My feet are cold. Are yours? While you're here, objectify me, willya?

Comments

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

Objectify you? Can't I just suck that big dick and paw your naked body instead?

[jawnbc]

subtle

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

You're much more than a piece of meat. But it's awfully nice meat and I'm only human dammit. ;-)

[enhydrasf.livejournal.com]

you can have some of the objectifying I've been getting today.

sheeit.

[jawnbc]

I guess they ain't been purdy?

[mikeybill.livejournal.com]

I don't want to hear you talk! You're just an object to me, with big cold feet...

[jawnbc]

You know what they say? Cold feet...no socks. Except I be wearing socks. And slippers. Dayyum!

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

Put on your socks and bring me a cuppa tea, whiny boy.

[jawnbc]

Don't flash those bweasts at me, Doc...

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

No lip. And no sugar.

[jawnbc]

Thplenda™ for me. Tastes like sugar 'cause it comes from sugar.

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

Underwear. Tastes like ass because it's from your ass.

[jawnbc]

Ew!

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

Mon petit chou-chou!

[danbearnyc.livejournal.com]

Le petit doo doo!

[zhenzhi.livejournal.com]

i could warm your toes with the sweat dripping off my breasts right now....

oh ...hang on... i think i just objectified myself!!! LOLOL!!!

steaming hot here.
xoxoxoxo

[jawnbc]

I think you dripping on me counts ;)

xoxoxoxo

[scream4noreason.livejournal.com]

I know youre a super nice guy and real intellectual and all and we would have the most amazing conversations,but I often wonder what it would be like to just suck your cock till you blew thick reams of cum all over my beard and then licked it off and spat it back at me.

[jeneration.livejournal.com]

I like to objectify your brain. People who think get me hard.

I can't really objectify your body because I haven't seen enough of it (not that I'm averse to seeing more...), and the weird side of me kind of assumes that every face I've seen on LJ has tentacles hiding outside the icon frame (like newsreaders... they have tentacles instead of legs if you look under the desk)

[jeffbriggs.livejournal.com]

your foot down my throat and to keep your hands warm your hands in my ass