OK, well,Dumbledore isn't dead - he just got caught downloading muggle-porn on his crystal ball so had to run off and hide in Vietnam with Gary Glitter(also a wizard), Hermione ends up as a crack-whore down in Diagon Alley,always going on about "the good old times" Ron becomes a rent boy in Azbakhan, servicing Dementors, and Harry and Malfoy find true love and open an exclusive wizard B&B. Oh Hagrid finally gets that sex-change and is much happier living as a man.
Okay....
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Date: 2007-07-24 05:49 am (UTC)Hope I didn't ruin it for ya!
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Date: 2007-07-24 05:50 am (UTC)Please, extend it to a 700-page novel, and you have a hit!
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Date: 2007-07-24 05:49 am (UTC)(Had a couple of teary-eyed moments myself whilst reading it, but then I do have certain issues with death and whatnot still...)
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Date: 2007-07-24 06:29 am (UTC)order the economy box of depends
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