For South Africa, and the Iraq

[jawnbc]

3rd runner-up, Miss Teen USA 2007 from South Carolina. Probably the only person who feels stoopider than her is Miss West Virginia (4th runner up because the hardest thing she's ever done her life was "snowboarind, up in Canada")

This has subtitles, which makes it even awesomer!

Watch on YouTube

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[zurcherart.livejournal.com]

... for our children!

[feygele.livejournal.com]

It's not just a beauty pageant, it's a skolarship. We take our skolling very seriously.

[pectopah.livejournal.com]

U.S. Americans? I like how the subtitles highlight the fact that she didn't really utter a complete sentence. It's funny 'cause it's sad.

[easy-b-jesus.livejournal.com]

Like I know they're a big target and you know but do you have to like keep shooting at the U.S. Americans? Its NOT funny!

[easy-b-jesus.livejournal.com]

Sorry - She shot herself. My apologies.

[wrascalism.livejournal.com]

Ugh! Should have asked her a question about makeup or fashion. Reminds me of when I went to HS in Long Island, NY...

"Bill, are you from Quebec?"

"No, I'm from Victoria, British Columbia"

"Where's that?"

"It's on the west coast"

"Where's that?"

"Do you know where Seattle is?"

"No."

Had that conversation numerous times at two hi skools and only one of my classmates actually went to an atlas and looked it up.

[jawnbc]

Where on Lawn Guy Land?

[wrascalism.livejournal.com]

Where on Lawn Guy Land?

Mattituck, latter half of grade 9 and 10. Greenport HS for 11 and 12 (class of '78), we lived in Orient Point then.

Know it?

(Go Porters!)

[jawnbc]

Sorta. Brother lives in Massapequa Park off Sunrise Hwy. OMG!

[wrascalism.livejournal.com]

Sorta. Brother lives in Massapequa Park off Sunrise Hwy. OMG!

We were much further out on the North Fork, surrounded by potato farmers and fisher folk. Is Massapequa Park an OMG! kinda town?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Shit.
That rendered me speechless.
Speechless!
I then burst into laughter when Mr. Jenner said in a scary southern accent, "They sure don't pick'em for their brains."

[schillerium.livejournal.com]

*shudder*

[alec9.livejournal.com]

the best part is the ability of the guy with the stick mic to remain completely neutral. actor or fellow zombie?

[bear-left.livejournal.com]

See, she was just caught off guard, because she'd prepared this answer on Derrida, and they changed the question on her.

Oy vey.

[jawnbc]

the question is not a question. the answer is the question. or the simulacrae of the non-questions.

[zhenzhi.livejournal.com]

poor girl.

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

Part of me can't believe this is real.

... and then I remember going to high school with certain people who thought that Africa was one of the United States of America. -_-