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jawnbcYour instructions, should you should to accept them:
1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com.
2. Enter user nycareers password landmark
3. Click on Career Matchmaker on the upper left. And answer the fookin' questions
4. Post the top 10 results
5. Say something clever about them.
1. Probation / Parole Officer: Funnily I was interviewed for this job back in the 80s in NYC. I'm pretty sure they howled when I left the room, being...you know...kinda soft.
2.Social Worker: Considered until I discovered my choices were either a.) work for the gov't until I hate myself, or b.) work for an NGO for a pittance.
3.Professor: Yes please! *gets out kneepads*
4.Career Counselor: I got nuthin'
5.Addictions Counselor: Well I've done this on a voluntary basis, and it was both rewarding and gut wrenching.
6.Clergy: I'm at least one deity short...
7.Sport Psychology Consultant: hahahahahahahahahah
8.Foreign Language Instructor: moi-même, je ne connais pas bien que français...mais plus meilleur que mes profs à l'ecole secondaire...
9.ESL Teacher: Been there, done that, great stuff, shitty job security (contract after contract after contract). And one "ski visa" student too many.
10. Humanitarian Aid Worker: Would love to, but am past my Best Before date
And that's why I became a supermodel. The end.
1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com.
2. Enter user nycareers password landmark
3. Click on Career Matchmaker on the upper left. And answer the fookin' questions
4. Post the top 10 results
5. Say something clever about them.
1. Probation / Parole Officer: Funnily I was interviewed for this job back in the 80s in NYC. I'm pretty sure they howled when I left the room, being...you know...kinda soft.
2.Social Worker: Considered until I discovered my choices were either a.) work for the gov't until I hate myself, or b.) work for an NGO for a pittance.
3.Professor: Yes please! *gets out kneepads*
4.Career Counselor: I got nuthin'
5.Addictions Counselor: Well I've done this on a voluntary basis, and it was both rewarding and gut wrenching.
6.Clergy: I'm at least one deity short...
7.Sport Psychology Consultant: hahahahahahahahahah
8.Foreign Language Instructor: moi-même, je ne connais pas bien que français...mais plus meilleur que mes profs à l'ecole secondaire...
9.ESL Teacher: Been there, done that, great stuff, shitty job security (contract after contract after contract). And one "ski visa" student too many.
10. Humanitarian Aid Worker: Would love to, but am past my Best Before date
And that's why I became a supermodel. The end.
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Date: 2007-09-14 05:35 am (UTC)2.Corporate / Commercial Lawyer
3.Lobbyist
4.Politician
5.Technical Writer
6.Editor
7.Criminal Lawyer
8.Civil Litigator
9.Lawyer
10.Criminologist
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Date: 2007-09-14 06:13 am (UTC)Oh yeah, I'd like this. Seriously, I'd love this.
2. Paramedic
Not if there's blood and guts involved.
3. Heavy Equipment Operator
Only if it was on the downtown streets.
4. Driving Instructor
Don't speak the language.
5. Train Operator
Boring
6. Truck Driver
Been there, done that.
7. Courier / Messenger
Been there, done that.
8. Taxi Driver
I think I bathe too often to qualify.
9. Transit Operator
Tried it, hated it.
10.Park Warden / Ranger
Oooooh, a uniform!
I see some weird pattern happening here.
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Date: 2007-09-14 02:04 pm (UTC)1. Curator--I have an art gallery (although my partner is more curatorial than I am, but still)
2. Locksmith--???, but it is not a job I would say no to.
3. Professor--I got 2 quarters into a PhD program before the department and my funding imploded.
4. Association Manager--did that for 10 years and would do it again.
5. Health Care Administrator--worked in hospitals doing that for 5 years.