jawnbc | I have been questioned by the authorities

The authorities of LiveJournal™

Q1: What have you been up to lately? and What have you been doing lately? and How is the new job? and Why have you been so quiet?
For some reason, the question that stumped me. Work calmed down a lot by the third week of Feb. We finished our ice skating classes last Monday. I've been cross country skiing most weekends with

toneyvr, but not doing much snowboarding. Getting laid lots, almost entirely chez nous. ;)

I'm still trying to find balance with the new job: over the last decade I've either been largely self-employed or under-employed. I have to *be* somewhere every day, keep up something of a "look busy" appearance...I've not even read any fiction since the holidays.

But the shift in seasons in Vancouver is dramatic--in the Spring in a very inspiring way. So I am getting my groove thang.

Q2: When we gonna scoot?

Soon I hope. Another gay boy with a mega-scooter (maxi scooter sounds too...menstrual). But be gentle with me: it's still new having a throttle that ramps up to 80k. At all.

Q3: Boxers, briefs or commando?

Tighty whiteys baby! Though I have some coloured briefs in reserve for those ~~months~~ seasons when laundry is in arrears. No, not in your rear, in arrears. Bisexual perve!

Q4: What's your latest piece of 2010 merchandise?

Oooh, now my nipples are hard! I did pickup a wee bag (shave bag really) yesterday to keep all my computer cables (my training salvation kit for when technologies betrays me). But they just announced a slew of Aboriginal (Salish and Inuit) themed product this week. When that comes on the market, I'll be on it!

Q5: Would you have sex with Quatchi?

I.Am.Not.A.Furry.

Q6: If you could take one book, and one book only, to the proverbial island in the middle of nowhere, which would you pick?

~~The Hadith~~. Nah, I don't like the ending to that one.

Great question...uhn, uhn.

Dubiners by James Joyce. Much more comprehensible than his novels, they're all great, gripping tales. But they're also rich for all sorts of analyses, fromm alliteration, to metaphor, to deontology. And they cut close the bone of this Catlick Light™ leprechaun.

Q7: When are you two coming back to NZ?

Stay tuned... :)

Q8: What's your favourite (and/or least favourite) french language cliche?

OK, but it's really vulgar: «Maudit Christ, j'uis fatigé, ma plotte/pôche à terre!»

Or, "Goddamn Jesus Christ I'm tired, my balls/kunt are draggin!"

Q9: How do you decide what to write about in your LJ? Is it just whatever comes to mind as you sit down, or do you plan/consider current events/use other techniques?

Never planned, except for themes, World AIDS Day, Canada Day, that sort of thing. I think my editing proves that!

Q10: What's been pissing you off most lately?

I get annoyed more than pissed off. No, really. So nothing really comes to mind.