my review: semi-final two
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jawnbc The following is my view of the songs in this year's first ESC semi-final. it's my take on the songs, rather than my take on their prospects. So there. This is the order in which they will be performed.
Bosnia - Dino Merlin - Love in Rewind
While I don't think this has broad enough appeal to win, I do expect it to do very, very well. It sounds like Dino--who is rock royalty in the former Yugoslav states--did his ESC winner homework. Sounds like a slavic song...or klezmer...or celtic...or german...or scandanavian one. Vocal is very strong; staging should be too. And he's been before: as songwriter in 1993 and as songwriter and performer in 1999. One of my favourites this year!
Austria - Nadine Beiler - The Secret is Love
And here's another favourite. There were a few other higher profile entries in an overall very strong Austrian final: Nadine blasted 'em away with her amazing vocals on a very nice anthemic power ballad. She wrote the lyrics too. My dark horse for victory this year. Yes #2 is a crap draw, but generally really really strong entries qualify from anywhere in the draw. Give it slot #25 in the final and we might be in Vienna for only the second time ever!
Netherlands - 3JS - Never Alone
A good entry. Contemporary power pop that should squeak into the final if they deliver a good live vocal. But this is a much tougher final that the first one...
Belgium - Witloof Bay - With Love
You don't need to speak Dutch to figure out the group name is a pun of the song title. Duh. Acapella rarely comes across well on TV, especially at the Eurovision. Add a beatbox and it could be really cool--or cringeworthy. After the national final performance I'm leaning towards the latter. But props for sending something so different!
Slovakia - Twiins - I'm Still Alive
The first of two twin acts in the same semi-final. This is a solidly decent song, but until I hear how well (or badly) they sing it live I can't place it. With a great vocal it could squeak in--but only just. Doesn't bode well, but to be fair the song's only in because the penalty for a late withdrawal from the Contest would've cost as much as sending any old song.
Ukraine - Mika Newton - Angel
She can sing and the songs OK. But it's been 5 years since the Ukraine's sent anything less than memorable. I think this will struggle to qualify; after all it appears that not many Ukrainians voted for it in the national final (a minority voted for it hundreds of times).
Moldova - Zdob si Zdub - So Lucky
Moldova's first--and still highest ranking--ESC entrant is back. Without the funky grandma or funky song. This is a mess; having the unctuous Ralph Siegel involved doesn't help. The first definite non-qualifer.
Sweden - Eric Saade - Popular
OMFG I HATE THIS! Painful earworm that sounds like a nursery rhyme. But he will get the adolescent estrogen votes...and more than a few gay boy ones too. Even with the nasal vocals. Qualifier.
Cyprus - Christos Myloros - San Angelos s'apagapisa
It stands out as a really Cypriot Greek entry. Rumour has it that the staging is amazing: if it is and he sings in tune this could qualify. Still gonna be tough though.
Bulgaria - Poly Genova - Na Inat
This I love love love. She's got spunk, she can sing the pants off it, and the whole rock grrl vibe totally works. A passionate, controlled performance will see Bulgaria back in the final for only the second time ever. And then next year Bulgaria sends Grafa and he wins the Eurovision and it's Sofia in 2013. kthxbye.
Macedonia - Vlatko Ilievski - Rusinka
Forgettable song and singer. Not going anywhere.
Israel - Dana International - Ding Dong
Winner of the 1998 Eurovision, Dana's back...with a so-so song. She is a pro and can sell a song when it counts, but I fear she will just mis out, à la Icelands' Selma a few years back. She just not contemporary enough anymore.
Slovenia - Maja Keuc
This is a good song and a very good singer. But it's not memorable--if they can make it memorable it stands a chance of qualifying. And I'm not just saying that because there's a pack o' hawt Slovenian men whose babies I wanna have.
Romania - Hotel FM - Change
Selected back on New Year's Eve, and I've never seen the appeal. It's OK, it's professionally performed, but it's got nothing special to it. Romania might be sitting home on Saturday night...
Estonia - Getter Jaani - Rockefeller Street
Full disclosure: I'm from NYC originally and have to park the bizarre lyrics about my hometown. And once I do I see the appeal here: catchy, instant, charming, and she's hawt enough for shaggin but not so hawt the other girls will hate her. Roaring into the final and in the mix to win the whole thing. I'd love to go back to Tallinn!
Belarus - Anastasiya Vinnikova - I Love Belarus
Worst entry of 2011. And no one else loves Belarus. Or your homophobic dictator. Or your risible song.
Latvia - Musiqq - Angel in Disguise
Until the rap kicks in I love this. The rap doesn't ruin it for me either. Sitting on their arses on stools might kill its chances: coming up with something else to happen on stage might give it enough lift to qualify.
Denmark - A Friend in London - New Tomorrow
Another anthem, but missing the final "ooomph". Sort of "Love Shine a Light" minus the "and we're AAAALLLLLLL gonna shine a light TOGETHER!!!!" bit. It sounds like it's gonna get there...but doesn't. Will still get a fair bit of support though so I expect it will qualify and might well make the top 10. I can live with that!
Ireland - Jedward - Lipstick
Bless me fadder for oi've sinned, 'sbeen28 years since me last confession. I was pissed off when this won the Irish final...and now I have to admit it deserved to. Not note perfect, not even well choreographed, but it's the perfect song for our second set of twins this year. And whatever I think of them as singers Jedwards are certainly VERY IRISH. Qualifying short of a disaster and might actually be Ireland's best result since 2000.
My top 10 (should make the final, if it were up to me)
Ireland, Denmark, Estonia, Bosnia, Austria, Bulgaria, Netherlands, Israel, Latvia, Slovenia
Bosnia - Dino Merlin - Love in Rewind
While I don't think this has broad enough appeal to win, I do expect it to do very, very well. It sounds like Dino--who is rock royalty in the former Yugoslav states--did his ESC winner homework. Sounds like a slavic song...or klezmer...or celtic...or german...or scandanavian one. Vocal is very strong; staging should be too. And he's been before: as songwriter in 1993 and as songwriter and performer in 1999. One of my favourites this year!
Austria - Nadine Beiler - The Secret is Love
And here's another favourite. There were a few other higher profile entries in an overall very strong Austrian final: Nadine blasted 'em away with her amazing vocals on a very nice anthemic power ballad. She wrote the lyrics too. My dark horse for victory this year. Yes #2 is a crap draw, but generally really really strong entries qualify from anywhere in the draw. Give it slot #25 in the final and we might be in Vienna for only the second time ever!
Netherlands - 3JS - Never Alone
A good entry. Contemporary power pop that should squeak into the final if they deliver a good live vocal. But this is a much tougher final that the first one...
Belgium - Witloof Bay - With Love
You don't need to speak Dutch to figure out the group name is a pun of the song title. Duh. Acapella rarely comes across well on TV, especially at the Eurovision. Add a beatbox and it could be really cool--or cringeworthy. After the national final performance I'm leaning towards the latter. But props for sending something so different!
Slovakia - Twiins - I'm Still Alive
The first of two twin acts in the same semi-final. This is a solidly decent song, but until I hear how well (or badly) they sing it live I can't place it. With a great vocal it could squeak in--but only just. Doesn't bode well, but to be fair the song's only in because the penalty for a late withdrawal from the Contest would've cost as much as sending any old song.
Ukraine - Mika Newton - Angel
She can sing and the songs OK. But it's been 5 years since the Ukraine's sent anything less than memorable. I think this will struggle to qualify; after all it appears that not many Ukrainians voted for it in the national final (a minority voted for it hundreds of times).
Moldova - Zdob si Zdub - So Lucky
Moldova's first--and still highest ranking--ESC entrant is back. Without the funky grandma or funky song. This is a mess; having the unctuous Ralph Siegel involved doesn't help. The first definite non-qualifer.
Sweden - Eric Saade - Popular
OMFG I HATE THIS! Painful earworm that sounds like a nursery rhyme. But he will get the adolescent estrogen votes...and more than a few gay boy ones too. Even with the nasal vocals. Qualifier.
Cyprus - Christos Myloros - San Angelos s'apagapisa
It stands out as a really Cypriot Greek entry. Rumour has it that the staging is amazing: if it is and he sings in tune this could qualify. Still gonna be tough though.
Bulgaria - Poly Genova - Na Inat
This I love love love. She's got spunk, she can sing the pants off it, and the whole rock grrl vibe totally works. A passionate, controlled performance will see Bulgaria back in the final for only the second time ever. And then next year Bulgaria sends Grafa and he wins the Eurovision and it's Sofia in 2013. kthxbye.
Macedonia - Vlatko Ilievski - Rusinka
Forgettable song and singer. Not going anywhere.
Israel - Dana International - Ding Dong
Winner of the 1998 Eurovision, Dana's back...with a so-so song. She is a pro and can sell a song when it counts, but I fear she will just mis out, à la Icelands' Selma a few years back. She just not contemporary enough anymore.
Slovenia - Maja Keuc
This is a good song and a very good singer. But it's not memorable--if they can make it memorable it stands a chance of qualifying. And I'm not just saying that because there's a pack o' hawt Slovenian men whose babies I wanna have.
Romania - Hotel FM - Change
Selected back on New Year's Eve, and I've never seen the appeal. It's OK, it's professionally performed, but it's got nothing special to it. Romania might be sitting home on Saturday night...
Estonia - Getter Jaani - Rockefeller Street
Full disclosure: I'm from NYC originally and have to park the bizarre lyrics about my hometown. And once I do I see the appeal here: catchy, instant, charming, and she's hawt enough for shaggin but not so hawt the other girls will hate her. Roaring into the final and in the mix to win the whole thing. I'd love to go back to Tallinn!
Belarus - Anastasiya Vinnikova - I Love Belarus
Worst entry of 2011. And no one else loves Belarus. Or your homophobic dictator. Or your risible song.
Latvia - Musiqq - Angel in Disguise
Until the rap kicks in I love this. The rap doesn't ruin it for me either. Sitting on their arses on stools might kill its chances: coming up with something else to happen on stage might give it enough lift to qualify.
Denmark - A Friend in London - New Tomorrow
Another anthem, but missing the final "ooomph". Sort of "Love Shine a Light" minus the "and we're AAAALLLLLLL gonna shine a light TOGETHER!!!!" bit. It sounds like it's gonna get there...but doesn't. Will still get a fair bit of support though so I expect it will qualify and might well make the top 10. I can live with that!
Ireland - Jedward - Lipstick
Bless me fadder for oi've sinned, 'sbeen28 years since me last confession. I was pissed off when this won the Irish final...and now I have to admit it deserved to. Not note perfect, not even well choreographed, but it's the perfect song for our second set of twins this year. And whatever I think of them as singers Jedwards are certainly VERY IRISH. Qualifying short of a disaster and might actually be Ireland's best result since 2000.
My top 10 (should make the final, if it were up to me)
Ireland, Denmark, Estonia, Bosnia, Austria, Bulgaria, Netherlands, Israel, Latvia, Slovenia
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Date: 2011-04-22 07:14 am (UTC)Ireland, Denmark, Romania, Estonia, Austria and Israel I am certain of
Latvia and Belarus I am sure wont
Sweden shouldn't
I want Moldova to qualify, only because it is mad. I also want Belgium to qualify
There are 4 songs I haven't taken the time to consider yet
In the end though, it doesn't matter what qualifies, France should win.
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Date: 2011-04-22 05:17 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-04-22 06:55 pm (UTC)umm.. I do like sweden I have to admit- sorry I love Eric Saade and I really love Fredrik Kempe.
Loved your commments on Bulgaria "she's got spunk" god I'm going to use that in my life!
However I disgree with you withy ireland, really cant see this moveing out of the semi-final dont think it will have enough European support, think if it was in the other semi I could have seen it, not just cause its an easier semi final but also cause the UK are voteing in semi 1.
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Date: 2011-05-01 07:42 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-05-01 07:54 am (UTC)These are my thoughts without final decisions yet as to which act I think will go through.
Bosnia - this song is growing on me. Nice little song and inoffensive. Nice way to start the show but I think they should reconsider the beginning part with the wailing callouts.
Austria - the dance remix has gotten my interest I have to say more than the original. I'd like them to do well, after their concerns about the voting system, but I'm not sure that this is going to do it.
Netherlands - who? I'm just not sure that this is a memorable song to get people's attention and votes.
Belgium - really? not going to go anywhere and they should have learnt from the last country who sent an accapella act - yes, who?
Slovakia - haven't heard them live either, but I think it's a nice little song.
Ukraine - hmm, dunno. Haven't done anything great since Verka.
Moldova - not my style but I think they should have kept granny and they'd get more votes.
Sweden - not my favourite song from melodifestivalen (Sanna was robbed yet again) but I agree in that there will be quite the few teenage girls and gay boys who'll vote for this. In the OGAE fan club poll it is doing well.
Cyprus - haven't really watched this one but I think we're reaching the middle of the show I'm wondering whether it'll get lost.
Bulgaria - hmm.
FYR Macedonia - umm, I don't think it's as bad as you make it out to be, but not a favourite of mine - though at least they brought out an english version.
Israel - I agree not the best song for Dana but I hope she does really well. I think it'd be funny to see her win again. It'd freak out the country...why do we only win with trangendered. haha..
Slovenia - haven't seen it yet strangely, I wonder why.
Romania - I do like this one and hope it does really well. Lead singer is a little bit cute.
Estonia - another song contest that I managed to watch and really enjoyed. Couple of other songs I thought were also strong but it's not a bad song. Everyone has this highly rated.
Belarus - didn't know about the dictator but the song ain't so bad.
Latvia - managed to see this song contest too (well the last bit) and this was my favourite song. Agree with your comments, that hopefully they'll get up from their bums and do something but I like the song. It's on high rotation on my ipod.
Denmark - just isn't my style and I really wish they'd have sent Jenny Berggren's Let your heart be mine.
Ireland - I think this will be the most energetic performance of the night quite frankly. I'm not sure that Europe will get them and I did read a story where they were wanting to bring tigers on the stage and I would have given them a few extra points for that.
This is a harder semi final. I definitely want Latvia, Estonia, Romania, Sweden, Bosnia, Austria, and Israel to go through.
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Date: 2011-05-16 01:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-16 08:13 am (UTC)I love A-Ba-Ni-Bi.
I wouldn't pay attention to anything I say though... I clearly can't pick a winner, though it's indeed fun trying.
Hope you enjoyed the shows. did you pick well?
Well,
Date: 2011-05-16 06:56 pm (UTC)With regard to Bosnia
Date: 2011-05-16 01:55 am (UTC)