Your husband dies of alcoholism, you eek out a subsistence living on your land growing veggies with a few cows. You'd go to church, but f#@%ing Stalin blew it up in 1939.
But you love to sing. So do your other widow buddies. And one of you says "maybe we could sell some records, do some shows and get enough money to rebuild the church?" And then someone invites you to the Russian Eurovision national selection.
You finish a surprising 3rd on the first go in 2010. In 2012 you win it in a walk. And might just win the Eurovision itself:
Party for everbody dance, come on and dance, come on and BOOM BOOM!
But you love to sing. So do your other widow buddies. And one of you says "maybe we could sell some records, do some shows and get enough money to rebuild the church?" And then someone invites you to the Russian Eurovision national selection.
You finish a surprising 3rd on the first go in 2010. In 2012 you win it in a walk. And might just win the Eurovision itself:
Party for everbody dance, come on and dance, come on and BOOM BOOM!
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Date: 2012-03-10 11:03 am (UTC)Or some twinkie gayboy. But this has a nice ring to it.
Better than Holland's squaw!
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Date: 2012-03-10 05:26 pm (UTC)That Dutch slapper? Or that ugly fat old bitch from SWE-den?
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Date: 2012-03-10 05:26 pm (UTC)When babushkas go hip!
Date: 2012-03-10 08:44 pm (UTC)Re: When babushkas go hip!
Date: 2012-03-11 01:41 am (UTC)Re: When babushkas go hip!
Date: 2012-03-13 10:45 pm (UTC)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eoflx57ggZk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eoflx57ggZk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfmWnD3EtwQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwnEvhz0Eyc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFvBH1JiZHw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-deWexd5fjU&hd=1
And like any good Romani, they're a party waiting to happen.
Re: When babushkas go hip!
Date: 2012-03-13 10:54 pm (UTC)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaVlCzgYO5k&hd=1
She's a drag queen trapped in a woman's body.
Re: When babushkas go hip!
Date: 2012-03-14 02:57 am (UTC)The Slovenian video is actually Lepa Brena: Bosniak though now based in Belgrade I believe. After Ceca and Severine Vucovic she's arguably the biggest turbofolk start from the ex-Yugos.
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