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1. Have you ever been attracted to someone of your same sex?It has been the driving force in my life. Oh yeah, thank gawd!
2. How old were you when you lost your virginity?14 years old. He was about 40. I totally seduced him.
3. Do you still keep in touch with that person?D'oh! His name! I knew I forgot to ask him something important!
4. Best music to have sex to?Anything unobtrusive that covers some of the squishy noises.
5. Best sexual experience? I'm gonna lose my Captain Pig lifetime membership, but....several instances with querrelle come to mind
6. Worst sexual experience? Blowbuddies during IBR in '96 or '97. Hot daddy, shirtless, strides over to me. As we play with each other's nipples, he takes out his cock, and starts to piss on me.Good news: I was mostly nude. Bad news: cowboy boots. And all of sudden I understood why the room had drains in the floor and plastic curtains.
7. Ever faked an orgasm?Ah....aH......AH....no. I mean, yes. yeS. yES. YES! YETH!!!!
8. Ever thought about someone else while having sex? Oh yeah, often several at once. "Are you guys all on the same team?"
9. How do you feel about one night stands? They can be magical, they can suck, they can be OK, there's certainly value to them if I seek them for the right reasons. But don't drink my fookin' orange juice, puke in the bathtub and leave before I can say goodbye properly. I hate when that happens.
10. Where's the most interesting place that you've had sex? Tough one. Maybe the Museum of Natural History in NYC (see (#2 above)
11. Do you own any porn? Some solo nudes, but from "friends." Hasn't really turned my crank since the mid 80s (when the guys were as into each other as they were into being "spokesmodels"), and I've never bought or rented a video or DVD. I'm a baaaad fag.
12. Have you ever walked in on your parents? My parents had 4 kids, of which I'm the youngest. All evidence points to them never having sex again. Because Catlicks only have sex to procreate--since that wasn't gonna happen, celibacy right? Eh? Seriously?Never.
13. Have you ever been walked in on? Friends, roommates, the other guy's boyfriend...standard stuff
14. Drunk or sober sex? Sober since 18/03/90...though I use poppers regularly. Fook awf if you can't deal.
15. Lights on or lights off? On, but not a spotlight thanks
16. Cuddling afterwards? With querrelle and selected sexual friends, sure. But during recreational sex, not much.
17. Foreplay? Sometimes lots, sometimes get-it-out/up/in/off. Top or bottom.
18. Would you rather have sex with someone stupid or ugly? Stoopid.
19. Are you a member of the mile high club? No--and that's just wrong, given how often I fly.
20. Would you be abstinent for a million dollars? If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a 'ho, but not real 'ho 'cause that's cruel

Comments

[lfkbear.livejournal.com]

We have much in common here!

Now then, what's your favorite brand of poppers???

:)

[art-thirst.livejournal.com]

I loved the way you answered this. I gave it a thought and said, I can't answer these questions. Now I can see I should lighten up and have fun. Not everything has to be so serious. :-)

[bleppo.livejournal.com]

You're one of my few LJ friends who makes me laugh outloud. Thank you.

[cachondo.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, what is it with the pissing thing? I remember vividly one evening back in Santa Barbara when a guest/trick that Ramiro (ex #1) and I were entertaining began pissing all over our chenille davenport. Rather than seethe in rage, I picked him up and promptly booted his naked ass onto the balcony. Sofas, like leather boots, do not clean up easily after such an episode.

[guywithmonsters.livejournal.com]

I'd buy you a 'ho, but not real 'ho 'cause that's cruel

Thanks - that made my day