Questions from claudecub

[jawnbc]

1. If you could pee on one famous person, who would you pick and why?
Presuming they wouldn't like, it, Stephen Harper of the Canadian Alliance of racist, incestuous doofs.

2. What's the worst thing about Canada (apart from querrelle not living here)?
That the federal Liberals have only called free votes on human rights legislation twice in history, and both were on gay rights.

3. If you were forced to subtract either Céline or Bruce from music history, who would you remove and why?
Céline. Bruce produces/writes the music as well as performs it.

4. Tell me about something great about the United States of America.
New York City baby, the city of cities. Everyone should live there for a year or 2 if they can. And squeeze that sponge!

5. What sparked you to become such a strong advocate of social justice?
Growing up a sissy, being bullied, having no allies. After my "get over it" phase wasn't working very well, I decided to give "make a difference" a chance.

Comments

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

3. That's the answer I was hoping for. Kudos for biting the bullet.
4. I intend to visit it (for the first time) before long, so it might be useful to me if you explained what this 'sponge' is that you refer to...

Now come up with five questions for me!

[jawnbc]

the sponge is a metaphor--there's so much to do and try to do it all. go into debt a bit, travel in spheres you might not at home.

Questions

1. if the men in the world were only to have , you know, the thing they wee-wee out of, or only to have, you know, the thing they poo poo out of, as a homothexthal, which one would you rather see/feel/lick/probe on them. I'm holding a loaded POGO TO 2fruition's head, so yeah you have to make a choice...

2. As a French dood, while your lack of enthusiasm for Céline is apparent (albeit perplexing), do you listen to la musique française, either canadienne/québecoise or européenne--and tell us a bit about who/what you like. And Why. If you don't answer fast I've got schillerium tied down, with 2 travel size packets of Eno emptied in his mouth--and I've also got a bottle of Canadian Springs. And I will pour it. Don't try me buddy...

3. Rank in order, top being your favourite, bottom your least favourite. And if necessary pull out out of the list that you loathe. Explain your answers. [no veiled threats here]

Alannis Morrisette, Anne Murray, Avril Lavigne, Céline Dion, Jann Arden, Joni Mitchell, Rita McNeil, Sarah McLachlan, Shania Twain.

4. When I hear the song ______________, it reminds me of _____________, because ___________________________________________________________. But the song must have been released between 1977 and 1990.

5. A drag queen once said "oh my gawd that was acid? I thought it was a Altoid!" But before that she said "everyone has a Carpenters that to one degree or another speaks to their outlook on life." What's yours, and feel free to use the web to dig one up.

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

I predict that Claude will tell you that other things, such as manboobs and the like, are more important than either the pee-pee or the bum-bum.

Now get yer stick outta my face — or I might just hafta retaliate!

;-)

[jawnbc]

oh stop it, you know ya wanna nibble that Pogo. Crunch corny Pogo-y goodness. It's killing you....

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

Stop it or I'll... pee!

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

Will this be... secret pee?

hee hee

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

Not this time. Just secreted pee.

Re: hee hee

[jawnbc]

quel pis? qu'est-ce que c'est ca?

(gawd I hate being out of the loop.hate hate hate it. Western alienation)

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

Secret pee
is just for me!

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

All done. Those were excellent questions, thanks.