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My clitoris

Yeah, that's right, my clit. Love button. Hot spot.

Jocelyne is studying anatomy and physiology (as she contemplates a career change), and they've moved on to the naughty bits. So over burgers for dinner we discussed sex an' shit. Joce commented how "we learned about the prostate today--no wonder boys like it up the bum." "Yeah," I said "and one theory is that the G-spot is actually a vestigial prostate in females, hence the powerful, ejaculatory orgasm."

Yeah, I said that. "Powerful, ejaculatory orgasm."

Ahem.

"...not unlike the male clitoris" I added. "?#$##?" said Jocelyne; Noel merely kept her head down, she wasn't gonna play. "I'm serious, men have a sort of vestigial clitoris, though most don't like to talk about it."

"Well it must be in my text then...."

"...actually, I bet not. From my experience, your average heterosexual male--who fairly dominate the discipline of physiology--aren't keen to consider any part of the male body as being remotely feminized."

So we checked the sections on genitals in both texts, and not only was there no mention of it, there were no illustrations of the underside of the penis--which is where, as every lucky man knows, his clitoris is located. So I offered to show mine to Jocelyne, at which point Noel decided to sort laundry.

"Oh" she said.

But since I can't whip it out here, I'll attempt to 'splain: most males up to and into puberty masturbate by rubbing their penis against things. The bed, the Chesterfield, others. On the underside of the penis, within a couple of centimetres below where the 2 glans meet (the V), is a small, hypersensitive part. It feels giggly good to rub it most any time, but the sensitivity increases with an erection. In many man (from my personal sample, of n=a gazillion), the spot also gets firmer than the surrounding tissue, feeling often like a ridge or bump. That's the spot, or dare I say "Aye, there's the rub."

Or not. But with some patients and the right amount of friction and tension (some like it dry, others wet, some gentle, others rough), one can orgasm just by rubbing that spot--in my case, with the skin pulled taught (rather than loose). The orgasm is different: much lighter in some ways, but also much more ticklish. Getting there can require a lot of patience and it's frustrating sometimes to try--not unlike many women's experiences with clitoral orgasms.

So yeah, uh, that's the story of my clitoris.