We all need answers

[jawnbc]

And here they are....

Closets are for hangars--winners use the door
Rosalita Bruce Springsteen

Tin roof rusted
Love Shack the B52s

All I want is to make sweet love to you. Am I hard enough?
Beast of Burden Rolling Stones (OK, Bette Midler too)

Let's love ourselves, and we can't fail to make a better situation
Everything is Everything Lauryn Hill

He jerked and jerked until he worked himself into a stupor
Friggin' in the Riggin' The Sex Pistols

And I wish to you joy and happiness, but above all this, I wish to you love
I Will Always Love You Dolly Parton (and some other chyck)

Rock. And roll. Rock. Rock and roll. Yeah!
Rock and Roll Part II Gary Glitter (think hockey games and football matches: da-da dzum dzum dzum YEAH!)

The moon and the stars were the gift you gave
The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face Roberta Flack (but she didn't write it, Ewan MacColl did)

Dark and dusty painted on the sky
Take Me Home Country Roads John Denver

Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head
One U2

Here's how folks did:
stingray 6
notitleyet 6
bigredpaul 6
sftekbear 6
davomatic 5
xlgmeat 3
puzzld1 3
trapezebear 3
2fruition 2
dacubsf 2
logankiefer 1


Andf danthered wins the prize for funniest

Comments

[jawnbc]

Amended. Parton wrote and hit #1 on the country charts TWICE long before Whitney did her version. though I must say I find the comment about Whitney Houston unnecessary and crass. Even if I don't like her music much.