Grade 4 faux juif*

[jawnbc]

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Aside from polyster clothes and bad haircuts, my hobbies in grade 4 included terrifying my parents.

If having a veritable principessa for a son wasn't perplexing enough, my award-winning essay for Mrs. Adler's class nearly did my parents in:

Why I wish I was Jewish by John P. Egan

There is probably still the outline of Ma's face in the kitchen linoleum after receiving Mrs. Adler's enervated phone call....*thud*

faux as in false, juif as in Jew. For you yutz & goyim out there.

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[jawnbc]

Da, of course, never.said.a.word.

heh heh