Things that irk

[jawnbc]

Things that irk, by Anne Elk. Ahem!

1. washing the eating bit but not the holding bit of cutlery and utensils

2. Prefacing something obnoxious with "I know I should say anything but..." So shut the fook up

3. Shrill stage whispering in quiet environments

4. Yelling into your mobile

5. Wet, gooey paper towel dispensers--and while I'm at it, those stoopid hand blow dryers

6. Dr. Phil

7. People who talk about the Democratic Party like it's progressive, or left leaning. It's a centre-right party people. Jaysus

8. Skim milk, but especially in tea

9. Serving hot tea with a cup of hot water and the bag next to it on the saucer. Boiling water over the bag fer Chrissakes

10. Deontological justification for public policy

These are things, things which irk me. Ahem!

Comments

[garpu.livejournal.com]

My mother and grandmother do #3 all the goddamn time and like Dr. Phil. Coincidence?