A question

[jawnbc]

OK, so if you’re a bottom [and your boyfriend’s a top], and your boyfriend sits on your--you know--one morning, and you both quite enjoy it though you won’t make it a daily event, are you still a bottom [and is he still a top]?

This is strictly hypothetical...

Comments

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

I always get confused about this ... is it about who puts what in whom? Or about who decides what happens and when? Or about who lets whom decide when and where things are to happen as long as they suite their agenda?

Get back to me on this, wouldja, I need to know before we hit the sack tonight.

[jawnbc]

It's all about your outfit really. I think. Or not. Hmmm

[jawnbc]

So what happened? In da sack? And BTW were you aware that Alanis Morrisette is Hungarian too? She could be your new fwend

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she was there. In the sack. She fucked me mercilessly with a strap-on. Does that mean I'm a bottom now?

Although she really doesn't know the difference between "unfortunate" and "ironic". I don't know if I could keep bottoming for someone who doesn't.

[jawnbc]

paradoxical, don't you think? She was pandering to Merkun yoots. "Uninvited" confused them all and they've never bought her records since.

Sitz in some salt water.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

Will that tighten up my Alanis-loosened sphincter? Maybe I better put it off ... Bessie Smith has been apparating in my bedroom lately. And I *want* to bear her children.

[jawnbc]

I can't bear children. Ties tubed.