Senor Wences? S'alright, s'OK
Jan. 17th, 2004 09:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jawnbcA proctologist claims that these are actual comments made by his patients while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.”
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!”
5. “Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?”
6. “You know, in some states, we’re now legally married.”
7. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
8. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey....”
9. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
10.”If your hand doesn’t fit, you must aquit!”
11. “Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
12. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”
1. “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.”
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!”
5. “Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?”
6. “You know, in some states, we’re now legally married.”
7. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
8. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey....”
9. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
10.”If your hand doesn’t fit, you must aquit!”
11. “Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
12. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”
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Date: 2004-01-16 05:51 pm (UTC)My GP was doing an annual work-up and wanted to check my prostate, so he directed me to drop trou and get on the table. He's been my GP since 1990 and so we've known one another for years. So I did.
Silence.
"Uh Jawn . . ."
"Yeah?"
"Not like that . . ."
"Huh? Oh right . . ."
I had got on my hands and knees, butt in the air, face on the pillow. So I flattened out, rolled onto my side and brought one leg up to my chest, facing away from him. Thankfully neither one of us giggled unto after the examination.