Senor Wences? S'alright, s'OK

[jawnbc]

A proctologist claims that these are actual comments made by his patients while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.”
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!”
5. “Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?”
6. “You know, in some states, we’re now legally married.”
7. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
8. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey....”
9. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
10.”If your hand doesn’t fit, you must aquit!”
11. “Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
12. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”

Comments

[cachondo.livejournal.com]

When I was studying biochemistry at Santa Barbara in 1989 I worked at the Ventura County Medical Center, where every 7-8 weeks or so this poor chap named Dr Finger would rotate in his residency through the Proctology Clinic. I still giggle with glee reminiscing about the occasional PA announcement blaring "Dr Finger to the Procto Clinic, Dr FInger to the Procto Clinic." Hee hee.