Senor Wences? S'alright, s'OK
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jawnbcA proctologist claims that these are actual comments made by his patients while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.”
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!”
5. “Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?”
6. “You know, in some states, we’re now legally married.”
7. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
8. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey....”
9. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
10.”If your hand doesn’t fit, you must aquit!”
11. “Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
12. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”
1. “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.”
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!”
5. “Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?”
6. “You know, in some states, we’re now legally married.”
7. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
8. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey....”
9. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
10.”If your hand doesn’t fit, you must aquit!”
11. “Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
12. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”
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Prostate exams
Date: 2004-01-17 05:45 pm (UTC)When the first on suggested a prostate exam I smiled and asked to do it at the next visit.
He asked "why?" and I said..."So I can bring my poppers" He laughed heartily.
The second GP was a bit more conservative. When he said I needed a prostate exam, and he that could do it now...
I responded he'd better strap a board to his arm...he didn't get it...Oh well...